Misfits, Military and Ministers

I've been told that people who live in Fairbanks fall into one of three categories: misfits, military or ministers.

I'm not sure what to make of this. I work on a military base but I'm not military. My father is a minister but I'm not. Per the dictionary, a misfit is: "a person whose behavior or attitude sets them apart from others in an uncomfortably conspicuous way."

Which group do you fall into?