Ladies and gentleman, I give you, the Franzia Wine Box. A fully functional, wine box.
That's right. When you're feeling parched from your Halloween shenanigans and tom-foolery, you can belly up to the box and quench your thirst. When you think about it, it's the perfect survival costume providing shelter and liquids!
It is as wondrous as it looks. I wore it to the gym for a costume contest. Official results aren't in but unlike my disastrous cake entry in the fair this summer, I think we have a winner.
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Staying hydrated while exercising is important |
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Doing some "box squats"! |
Long live the box!